shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

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vansandlesbians:

someone say this to me rn
iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”