qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

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teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

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lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

362,056 notes

reassures:

You lost interest in me as fast as I lost my breath when I first saw you.

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